Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann seems to think building a fence is the answer to America's growing illegal alien population. That's what I thought was the best solution too in 5th grade when I was first introduced to the concept of an illegal alien and still thought building with Lego's was fun.
Come on, Michele. Who's going to build it? How much is it going to cost? Is it electric? How high is it going to be? Were you thinking white picket, duplos or cement? Whatever it is, it isn't going to work. Sorry Michele.
Maybe we should have a contest. It would probably look something like this:
Entries are now being accepted for the first and only "Protect the Borders" wall building contest. Entries will be judged on thickness, height, durability and practicality in closing the Mexican American border, destroying American relations with foreign countries, destroying opportunities to hopeful foreigners, and destroying all ties made between naturalized citizens of the Hispanic race and Americans. To be eligible for contest, applicants must not be naturalized citizens and be fluent in English. Applicants must be voting age. Documentation of citizenship required upon request.
Of course that's not practical either, but if building a fence is her idea of patrolling the borders, she'll have as much success getting entries for this bogus contest as she will in winning the election.
Something needs to be done, but it's time to go back to the drawing board.
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